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Die UberSalat - The UberSalad by ~frostmourne16:iconfrostmourne16:

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Submitted: May 3
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Make: Canon
Model: Canon PowerShot A460
Shutter Speed: 1/79 second
F Number: F/5.8
Focal Length: 22 mm
ISO Speed: 200
Date Picture Taken: May 2, 2008, 3:45:45 PM

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Apparently, this is about the only platter of food we didn't get to finish during our little fancy lunch party (for 12 people only) - what I'd like to call the God-forsaken Platter of Super-Freaking :censored: ÜberSalad.

Dressed in heaps of Thousand Island Sauce (and some yellow dressing I can't bring myself to name), it consists of raisins (plenty of the little buggers), seaweed, lettuce, olives, cherry tomatoes, cucumber slices, watercress (?), and slices of hard-boiled egg. (I might've missed something here, but WTF. :shrug:)

Thank God nobody dared to finish it. Otherwise... :puke:
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~mandalorianjedi:iconmandalorianjedi: May 3, 2008, 5:37:50 AM
XD salad isn't a food!

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~frostmourne16:iconfrostmourne16: May 3, 2008, 6:59:24 AM
Well, according to Wikipedia, quote: "Salad is a mixture of cold foods, usually including vegetables or fruits, often with a dressing, occasionally nuts or croutons, and sometimes with the addition of meat, fish, pasta, cheese, or whole grains... :blahblah:", unquote. :movingon:([link])

So, technically, it is a food. Period. :shrug:

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~mandalorianjedi:iconmandalorianjedi: May 3, 2008, 7:23:32 AM
NO! Do you always trust wikipedia!? It's not a REAL food! XD

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~frostmourne16:iconfrostmourne16: May 3, 2008, 8:13:03 AM
Unfortunately, I do. I'm proud to be a Wikipedian and I always refer to it as my primary reference source. :library:

But seeing as you're going be off in Utah for 2 years straight after July, I give up. You win this round, buddy. See, I'm not such a bad sport now, am I? :petting:

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~mandalorianjedi:iconmandalorianjedi: May 3, 2008, 3:09:43 PM
XD ... I'm not really sure if that's a valid reason to throw an argument... but I won't complain seeing as I somehow won... XD

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~qrullgx13:iconqrullgx13: May 4, 2008, 9:04:03 AM
O_O what is that? salad? :XD:

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Going slow... NOT!
~frostmourne16:iconfrostmourne16: May 4, 2008, 5:10:15 PM
*ding ding ding* We have a winner! :trophy:

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~TheRonFactor:iconTheRonFactor: May 4, 2008, 5:51:13 PM
Gnarly salad dude... Looks slightly raidioactive. Is that a hint of Uranium I smell? Hehehe. Lolzors

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~frostmourne16:iconfrostmourne16: May 4, 2008, 8:33:34 PM
You might be right there, buddy. Is that that new hazmat suit straight off an eBay auction? Heheh. :giggle:

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